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Offline Gigas

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Matrix calling
« on: January 23, 2014, 11:48:21 AM »
Yesterday the 22nd of January I woke up around 1 pm and was about to make lunch when my Obama zombie phone went off. Ya, I have a free Obama zombie phone.

Anyway, when I answer that phone I always greet the caller with " ZOMBIE HOTLINE", always .

So it rings and I answer zombie hotline and a guy goes can I be connected to josh and I go, you got the wrong number and he hangs up.

Now that's nothing till you know that coast2coast had a guy on that night before called joshua abraham and I liked his style of talking information. So the Matrix wanted to throw me a 62 magical mystery tour around the sun kiss, using josh as a reason to call me.

Today I wake up at noon and was about to make lunch when the Obama zombie phones goes off again. I answer ZOMBIE HOTLINE as always and a woman using the business tone goes, may I speak to Quentin. I reply, this is the ZOMBIE HOTLINE and she goes thank you and hangs up.

Otherwise the zombie phone never rings unless a family member calls who will hear me answer with, zombie hotline, you have a zombie infestation or know someone turning into a zombie.... ;D
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