Author Topic: Santa ! ! ! ! (Read 745 times)

Norval · « **on:** December 25, 2013, 08:46:35 AM »

Merry Christmas?!?!?!
Santa left me coal! I used it in my wood stove to warm the boat. Thanks Santa
I have to patch the roof where his deer kicked holes in the tiles.
I had to deal with the police after Santa caused a disturbance of the peace on my roof.
Taking off Santa clipped my ham radio antenna and it landed on my neighbors observatory and crushed the roof and scope.
The neighbors lodged a complaint because the deer pooped on their roof as they were flying over it.
I heard Santa exclaim as he flew off that he threw his back out trying to get up my 6 inch stove pipe and was going to sue.
Happy Holidays to those that accept them. To all others, Peace and Good Health.
Norval L. Cunningham

simon_alex0327 · « **Reply #1 on:** December 25, 2013, 06:49:03 PM »

Happy Holidays indeed!!!
My son shouted yesterday that I had to come look out our front window.... to much amazement I found that Santa had indeed arrived early !!!
Glory be... I guess my luck was better!! ;-)