Angry chimp on a mission

[sky otter]

 

maybe we need a critter spot..this isn't breaking news or crypto
but i thought funny..interesting
can't tell if poor Santino is pissed at being gauked at...or like they say injoys firing missiles

Angry chimp on a mission to destroy all zoo visitors
2 hrs ago
Santino the chimp is getting meaner by the day -- which means he's thinking more like a human. The male chimp, notorious for pegging gawking visitors with rocks and other projectiles, has upped his game from simply throwing to now carefully stashing his weapons when no one's watching and preparing for his attacks like a military mastermind. His cunning plot involves heaping hay near the visitor's section, slipping his "missiles" underneath and waiting until the next group of unsuspecting humans arrives. Then, without warning, he unleashes the blitz. Thrilled scientists are impressed with Santino's sophisticated ability to foresee the entertaining screams and chaos he provokes, a trait that, unfortunately, sounds incredibly human.

http://now.msn.com/now/0510-chimp-plans-attacks.aspx?OCID=media_nowcontrol

[Shasta56]

If my grandkids weren't all accounted for, I'd think it was one of them.

Shasta

[Linda Brown]

Hes bored where he is.... and creating this kind of havoc is diversion for his dull life. Another reason some forum members turn into such distructive forces! The parallel is easy enough to see. Why are " scientists" so amazed at his behavior. I am insulted for the chimp.

Country song lyrics " People throw rocks at things that shine"

And chimps throw rocks at people to watch them scatter!!!! Sounds like a fun afternoon thing to do! A military mastermind? Closer to the truth than not!!!!

Yea for him.    Linda