Liberals are often brainwashed, fanatically vegan, atheistic, Marxist feminists who protest in the streets in the company of other people who supposedly shouldn't be seen above ground, often believe that heterosexuality doesn't exist, and that in reality everyone on the planet is in the closet, and who unknowingly act as soldiers and patsies for the New World Order.
Conservatives, on the other hand, often consist of equally brainwashed, gun toting, fundamentalist Christian nut cases who demand their supposedly God-given right to continue to rape and pollute the planet into oblivion, and who consider it logically consistent to oppose the taking of life via abortion, by murdering adult doctors who are prepared to perform it.
I can say a lot of negative things about both sides. I could say an equally large number of positive things about both, as well. Division doesn't serve the interests of the divided; it serves the interests of other people.